Funny hockey candles made for players, parents, coaches and hockey households dealing with the unmistakable aftermath of practice and game day.
Choose from hockey sayings, seasonal designs and a range of scents, all hand-poured in small batches with 100% soy wax.
KEEP THE STINK AT THE RINK
FUNNY HOCKEY CANDLES THAT SMELL AMAZING
The labels may be ridiculous, but the candles are the real deal. Dirty Dangles hockey candles are hand-poured in small batches in San Jose, California using 100% soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils and lead-free cotton wicks.
Made for Hockey Homes
For players, parents and families who are tired of hockey funk following everyone home.
Choose Your Saying
From classic rink phrases to passive-aggressive hockey-parent humor.
Choose Your Scent
Warm, sweet, fresh and seasonal fragrances that smell considerably better than hockey gear.
Brown Sugar & Fig: Sweet inviting scent of brown sugar paired with ripe and succulent fig.
Certified Beaut (Lavender Lemongrass): Combines the floral sweetness of lavender with the zesty tang of lemongrass.
Cinnamon Vanilla: A delicious combination of cinnamon sticks and vanilla.
Coastal Breeze: Salty ocean air, fresh citrus, and clean coastal winds with soft notes of cotton blossom and warm woods.
Oatmeal Milk & Honey: Sweet honey, creamy milk, and warm oats into a smooth, cozy, comforting scent.
Sweet Orange & Chili Pepper: A unique blend of citrusy bergamot and orange along with undertones of hot chilies.
Pumpkin Spice (Seasonal): Warm pumpkin blended with cinnamon and fall spices for a cozy, sweet seasonal scent.
Gingerbread (Seasonal): Warm ginger, cinnamon and sweet bakery notes for a rich scent that smells like fresh gingerbread.
FUNNY HOCKEY CANDLES THAT SMELL AMAZING
The labels may be ridiculous, but the candles are the real deal. Dirty Dangles hockey candles are hand-poured in small batches in San Jose, California using 100% soy wax, phthalate-free fragrance oils and lead-free cotton wicks.
Made for Hockey Homes
For players, parents and families who are tired of hockey funk following everyone home.
Choose Your Saying
From classic rink phrases to passive-aggressive hockey-parent humor.
Choose Your Scent
Warm, sweet, fresh and seasonal fragrances that smell considerably better than hockey gear.
Brown Sugar & Fig: Sweet inviting scent of brown sugar paired with ripe and succulent fig.
Certified Beaut (Lavender Lemongrass): Combines the floral sweetness of lavender with the zesty tang of lemongrass.
Cinnamon Vanilla: A delicious combination of cinnamon sticks and vanilla.
Coastal Breeze: Salty ocean air, fresh citrus, and clean coastal winds with soft notes of cotton blossom and warm woods.
Oatmeal Milk & Honey: Sweet honey, creamy milk, and warm oats into a smooth, cozy, comforting scent.
Sweet Orange & Chili Pepper: A unique blend of citrusy bergamot and orange along with undertones of hot chilies.
Pumpkin Spice (Seasonal): Warm pumpkin blended with cinnamon and fall spices for a cozy, sweet seasonal scent.
Gingerbread (Seasonal): Warm ginger, cinnamon and sweet bakery notes for a rich scent that smells like fresh gingerbread.
Made with Natural Ingredients.
Better ingredients in products they'll actually use
Made in the USA.
Small-batch. Made here. Shipped from here.
Family Owned Small Business.
Made by hockey parents for hockey families.
100% Soy Wax
Paraffin-free soy wax with no added dyes.
50–60 Hour Burn Time
9 oz candles made for plenty of post-rink recovery.
Hand-Poured in California
Made in small batches by our artisan candle maker in San Jose California.
These work well for hockey moms, hockey dads, players, coaches and families who already have enough water bottles, tape and team hoodies. Funny enough to get a laugh, useful enough to actually light.
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"This candle smells amazing! I love it and I don’t like a lot of scents. It makes everyone laugh and smells great!"
- Amy
Scents, burn time and the important stuff, without making you study the candle label like there’s going to be a quiz.
Get 10% off your first order & smell better by next practice!