That Hockey Stank Candle

Dirty Dangles Hockey Candles are funny, handmade soy candles made for hockey players, parents and families. Choose your favorite hockey saying and then pick the scent you want.

• Brown Sugar & Fig: Sweet inviting scent of brown sugar paired with ripe and succulent fig.

• Certified Beaut (Lavender Lemongrass): Combines the floral sweetness of lavender with the zesty tang of lemongrass.

• Cinnamon Vanilla: A delicious combination of cinnamon sticks and vanilla.

• Coastal Breeze: Salty ocean air, fresh citrus, and clean coastal winds with soft notes of cotton blossom and warm woods.

• Oatmeal Milk & Honey: Sweet honey, creamy milk, and warm oats into a smooth, cozy, comforting scent.

• Sweet Orange & Chili Pepper: A unique blend of citrusy bergamot and orange along with undertones of hot chilies.

• Pumpkin Spice (Seasonal): Warm pumpkin blended with cinnamon and fall spices for a cozy, sweet seasonal scent.

• Gingerbread (Seasonal): Warm ginger, cinnamon and sweet bakery notes for a rich scent that smells like fresh gingerbread.

No. Our candles are no longer dyed based on the scent. We removed the added color to keep the candles simpler and cleaner-burning, so each scent now comes in the natural color of the soy wax.

Our candles are made with 100% soy wax and phthalate-free fragrance oils infused with essential oils. They use lead-free cotton wicks and contain no paraffin wax.

Each candle is 9 oz and has a 50 - 60 hour burn time.

Yes. They make funny, useful hockey gifts for players, hockey moms, hockey dads, coaches and hockey families. They work well for birthdays, team gifts, coach gifts, end-of-season gifts, Christmas and other occasions when you need something hockey-related they’ll actually use.

Our candles are handmade in small batches in San Jose, California by a small artisan candle maker. Each candle is hand-poured with 100% soy wax.

Most orders are processed and shipped within 1–2 business days, Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. Expedited orders are processed ahead of standard and free-shipping orders whenever possible.

Standard shipping typically takes about 5–9 business days in transit, depending on your location. Most standard orders ship with USPS Ground Advantage.

We are now offering the option for expedited shipping. (Priority Mail 3-4 Day, UPS 2nd Day Air or UPS Next Day Air.)

**These are estimates provided by USPS and are not guaranteed.**

• Expedited Shipping is available for orders that DO NOT qualify for free shipping. (This is an issue we are working to address, but currently, this is the only way for us to offer an expedited shipping option.)

  
  

• This is an upgrade from our current 5-8 Day Shipping.

• There will be no refunds on expedited shipping costs if your order doesn't arrive in time

• We will process Expedited shipping orders in 1-2 Business Days (Mon-Fri) and once it's out the  door, it's in the hands of the Shipping Carrier.

  
  

• Expedited shipping orders are processed before Standard and Free shipping orders. (They skip the line)

• The cost for Expedited shipping is dependent on order size. Larger bulk orders are not available for Expedited Shipping.

  
  

• Apparel is not available for Expedited Shipping because we use an outside print shop to fulfil those items.

• Expedited Shipping is totally optional and is offered as an add-on service.

• If you choose Expedited Shipping even when your order qualifies for free shipping, you will still be charged for Expedited Shipping and your order will be shipped with the Carrier listed above.

  
  

• Expedited shipping options are NEVER free. If a glitch occurs that allows you to select an expedited shipping option for free, your order will be shipped with standard, free shipping. NOT the free expedited option.

No. Shipping speed refers to the carrier transit time after your order leaves our shop. Please allow up to 1–2 business days for order processing.

Most Dirty Dangles products ship from our shop in Northern California.

Apparel is made and fulfilled by a separate print partner, so apparel may ship separately from the rest of your order and generally takes longer to arrive. Apparel still ships from the USA.

Everything except for some apparel will ship together.

Some of our apparel is fulfilled by an outside print shop and will arrive in a different package from products shipped directly by Dirty Dangles.

Contact us as soon as possible. Cancellation requests must be made before your order ships.

Once an order has shipped, it can no longer be canceled.

Our full return policy can be found HERE

The short version:

If you have an issue with your order, we WILL make it right.

If a refund is issued, the original product purchase price will be refunded. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.

Once a refund has been issued, it typically appears within 7–14 days depending on your bank or original payment method.

Contact us and let us know what happened. If we made a mistake or something arrived damaged, we’ll work with you to make it right.

Including your order number and photos of any damaged or incorrect items will usually help us resolve the issue faster.

Orders returned to us by the carrier will be refunded minus applicable shipping costs. We do not automatically reship returned-to-sender packages, but you’re welcome to place a new order.

Double-check your shipping address before submitting your order to help prevent delivery issues.

Check around your delivery area, with household members and with neighbors first, since carriers sometimes leave packages in unexpected places.

If it still hasn’t turned up, contact the shipping carrier using the tracking information. You can also contact us if you need help figuring out the next step.

USPS shipments can generally be delivered to PO boxes. UPS shipping options require a physical street address.

Yes. Enter the recipient’s shipping address during checkout. Pricing is not normally included inside the package.

Yes. We ship to Canada, but international shipping rates can be expensive. Customers are responsible for any tariffs, duties, taxes or import fees charged by Canadian customs or the carrier. These charges may not be included in the amount shown at checkout and can be collected separately when your package enters Canada.

International orders may be subject to additional duties, taxes or import fees that are the customer’s responsibility.

No. We’re unable to split a single order between multiple shipping addresses. If you’re sending products to more than one address, please place a separate order for each destination.