Sneaky Dekes Hockey Soap Bar

Dirty Dangles Hockey Soap combines legit cold-process bar soap with hockey-specific scents, names and gift appeal. It is made for post-game showers, everyday use and hockey players who need something better than another bottle of body spray.

Yes. The soaps are designed around the hockey lifestyle, with scents and branding made for youth players, teens, adults and beer leaguers. By hockey parents. For hockey parents.

Every bar uses a cold-process base made with coconut oil, canola oil, soybean oil, shea butter, water, sodium hydroxide, olive pomace oil and sunflower oil. Fragrance, color and other additives vary by scent.

Why is Lye used in cold processed soap?

Sodium hydroxide, or lye, is required for saponification, the process that turns oils into soap. It reacts with the oils during production, so no lye remains in the finished bar.

Yes. Our soap is made using the traditional cold-process method.

Yes. Most of our hockey soap bars are vegan and do not contain goat milk or other animal milk ingredients. Please check the product ingredients on each page before ordering.

Yes. The bars are useful, funny and hockey-specific, which makes them good options for birthdays, team gifts, tournament bags and hockey stocking stuffers.

We offer fresh, masculine, unisex, girls-focused and adult beer-league scents. Check the “Best for” section on each product page to find the best match.

Most orders are processed and shipped within 1–2 business days, Monday through Friday, excluding holidays. Expedited orders are processed ahead of standard and free-shipping orders whenever possible.

Standard shipping typically takes about 5–9 business days in transit, depending on your location. Most standard orders ship with USPS Ground Advantage.

We are now offering the option for expedited shipping. (Priority Mail 3-4 Day, UPS 2nd Day Air or UPS Next Day Air.)

**These are estimates provided by USPS and are not guaranteed.**

• Expedited Shipping is available for orders that DO NOT qualify for free shipping. (This is an issue we are working to address, but currently, this is the only way for us to offer an expedited shipping option.)

  
  

• This is an upgrade from our current 5-8 Day Shipping.

• There will be no refunds on expedited shipping costs if your order doesn't arrive in time

• We will process Expedited shipping orders in 1-2 Business Days (Mon-Fri) and once it's out the  door, it's in the hands of the Shipping Carrier.

  
  

• Expedited shipping orders are processed before Standard and Free shipping orders. (They skip the line)

• The cost for Expedited shipping is dependent on order size. Larger bulk orders are not available for Expedited Shipping.

  
  

• Apparel is not available for Expedited Shipping because we use an outside print shop to fulfil those items.

• Expedited Shipping is totally optional and is offered as an add-on service.

• If you choose Expedited Shipping even when your order qualifies for free shipping, you will still be charged for Expedited Shipping and your order will be shipped with the Carrier listed above.

  
  

• Expedited shipping options are NEVER free. If a glitch occurs that allows you to select an expedited shipping option for free, your order will be shipped with standard, free shipping. NOT the free expedited option.

No. Shipping speed refers to the carrier transit time after your order leaves our shop. Please allow up to 1–2 business days for order processing.

Most Dirty Dangles products ship from our shop in Northern California.

Apparel is made and fulfilled by a separate print partner, so apparel may ship separately from the rest of your order and generally takes longer to arrive. Apparel still ships from the USA.

Everything except for some apparel will ship together.

Some of our apparel is fulfilled by an outside print shop and will arrive in a different package from products shipped directly by Dirty Dangles.

Contact us as soon as possible. Cancellation requests must be made before your order ships.

Once an order has shipped, it can no longer be canceled.

Our full return policy can be found HERE

The short version:

If you have an issue with your order, we WILL make it right.

If a refund is issued, the original product purchase price will be refunded. Original shipping charges are non-refundable.

Once a refund has been issued, it typically appears within 7–14 days depending on your bank or original payment method.

Contact us and let us know what happened. If we made a mistake or something arrived damaged, we’ll work with you to make it right.

Including your order number and photos of any damaged or incorrect items will usually help us resolve the issue faster.

Orders returned to us by the carrier will be refunded minus applicable shipping costs. We do not automatically reship returned-to-sender packages, but you’re welcome to place a new order.

Double-check your shipping address before submitting your order to help prevent delivery issues.

Check around your delivery area, with household members and with neighbors first, since carriers sometimes leave packages in unexpected places.

If it still hasn’t turned up, contact the shipping carrier using the tracking information. You can also contact us if you need help figuring out the next step.

USPS shipments can generally be delivered to PO boxes. UPS shipping options require a physical street address.

Yes. Enter the recipient’s shipping address during checkout. Pricing is not normally included inside the package.

Yes. We ship to Canada, but international shipping rates can be expensive. Customers are responsible for any tariffs, duties, taxes or import fees charged by Canadian customs or the carrier. These charges may not be included in the amount shown at checkout and can be collected separately when your package enters Canada.

International orders may be subject to additional duties, taxes or import fees that are the customer’s responsibility.

No. We’re unable to split a single order between multiple shipping addresses. If you’re sending products to more than one address, please place a separate order for each destination.