We’re excited to share that our candles are now made locally by a new artisan candlemaker who uses non-toxic ingredients, no dyes, and higher-quality containers. This means our candles now come in a clean, natural white wax. Same hilarious labels, even better quality!

Because of these upgrades, the price has increased to $24. Any remaining candles from our previous batch are still available at their original $18 price while supplies last.

Did your passive aggressive attempts to get your nasty kids to shower work?

Love our candles?

Now you can get them without the snarky comments! (Don't worry, the others are still available if your Kid falls back into their old habits.)

WARNING:To prevent fire or injury, never leave burning candles unattended. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Do not burn candles on or near anything that can catch fire. Trim wick to 1/4 inch before each use. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Container may become hot during use. Do not touch or move candle while it is burning or the wax is hot. Allow the wax to cool completely before handling or moving the candle. Failure to follow these instructions could result in fire, injury, or smoke damage.

Drop your mitts and fight that hockey stank!

First they stink up the car. Then they stink  up their room. Now it's spreading to the whole house! It's time to drop the mitts and fight that Hockey Funk head on. Stank Away Candles are the perfect way to freshen up the areas your hockey goblins have sullied!

Get 10% off your first order & smell better by next practice!